What the f*** is this…?

I’m not fast. I’m not elite. I’m not even consistent. But I run.

This blog isn’t about perfect training plans or 4:30/km pace or which carbon plate shoe makes you 0.3% faster. This is about plodding along, swearing at hills, dodging dog shit, and wondering why your legs feel like piss every time you try to run a bit quicker.

I’m just a normal human, juggling real life—work, family, motivation that dips harder than my splits—and still turning up to run (some of the time).

So here’s the deal:

• I’ll share how my training’s going (or not going)

• I’ll review gear I actually bought (and eventually blag for free, hopefully)

• I’ll rant, swear, maybe post the odd half-useful insight

If you’re here for honesty, laughs, and low-bar relatability—you’re in the right place.

Cheers,

– Me (the bloke dragging his ass around the block again)